I will not bring up high school every time Trey and I get into an argument.
Thank God, but I'd settle for not bringing it up one time out of four.
Diving In Deep
I promise not to do that in an airport bathroom again.
Why the hell not?
I will not take any vacations without very careful planning.
--------Jae Sun Kim
C'mon, it didn't totally suck.
Says the guy with scars from it.
Yeah, but that's not all I got.
I will remember that the volume knob has more than one setting.
Huh? I can't hear you? I think I'm deaf.
And continue to worship my boyfriend's huge cock.
I thought you were deaf.
I can still read.
Regularly Scheduled Life
I will find a way to get that outdoor shower installed at the beach house without Sean finding out until it's done.
You'll thank me when the families descend on us.
Let's not tell them when we finish the house.
I like the way you think, papi chulo.
I will figure out what I'm going to do with the rest of my life.
I will figure out if I want a rest of my life.
Jeez, guys. Dark much?
I will only manipulate people when it's really necessary.
Stop editing my resolutions.
Fine. Aaron Chase's resolution: I will stop calling people assholes even when they deserve it.
It's not a resolution if you write it for me, princess.
My point exactly.
But yours isn't a resolution. It's got a huge loophole.
Resolutions are for pussies anyway. You aren't going to change so why bother.
Are you happy right now?
Then what the hell do you need a resolution for?
What if we make it interesting.?
I thought you were supposed to want to keep your resolutions.
So why bet when you know you love losing as much as winning.
I will keep trying to make as many readers as possible fall in love with the characters in my head. Clearly, I'm already nuts about them. And no, I'm not working on a menage. ^ ^
Nicky and Ian from An Improper Holiday hope that everyone's Twelfth Night was as pleasurable as theirs was.